acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you
> APAW's include:
> 1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
> 2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
> 3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
> 4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing [TPS reports]
> 5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
> 6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits